1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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