so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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