This girl is more easily done than said...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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