well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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