Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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