even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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