two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
