it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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