thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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