I hope mine doesn't look like that
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
