Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Alive.
So much puke
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Randomize
