Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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