Don't you send me to vm
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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