Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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