Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
True strength comes from lack of pants
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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