If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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