i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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