How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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