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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.

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(510): View more from California

I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.

(1-510): View more from California

It was probably Jesus.

(510): View more from California

I feel like he would have left a message.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?

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(281): View more from Texas

You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.

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(281): View more from Texas

There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.

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