I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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