you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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