Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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