My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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