I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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