i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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