Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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