careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
She announced her abortion via fbk
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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