I look better un-naked...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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