The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Randomize
