I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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