i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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