So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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