ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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