He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We're too hungover to prance.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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