Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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