If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We won't sleep together?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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