PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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