ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
They took my balls.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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