I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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