So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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