he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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