i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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