Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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