that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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