I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
its not stalking. its research.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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