i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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