who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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