is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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