Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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