theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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