In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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